Side effects of over working!!!

I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
 
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was
 
Wearing it !!!!                            
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the
 
house door with keys.
 
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
 
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
 
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
 
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
 
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I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
 
at my personal internet connection at home.
 
thinking it will be blocked any way.
 
Till I realize - I am at home.
 
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Once after talking to one of my friends
 
I ended the conversation saying,
 
" Ok bye. In case of any issues will call u back"
 
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
 
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin
 
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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab..
 
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg...
 
I replied 256mb..thank god he didn't notice.
 
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And I - after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
 
when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theater  screen.